Wednesday, October 25, 2006

But then I came across, like, THREE redheads today while I was out
shopping. A redhead is a creature that looks and acts like a human woman in
almost every way except she is of exceptional beauty and charisma. The red hair
is given so as to draw attention to her, as part of the reason they were created
was as a means of testing God’s faithful servants. The red hair ensures that
they get noticed. It’s often thought that men just fetishize the red hair, but
actually the red hair has little to do with their irresistable charms. It’s just
that every woman with red hair HAPPENS to be irresistable. As an act of mercy,
God hides the redhead’s supernatural charms from the eyes of most men.

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